BREAKING: K*mala’s VP P*ck Tim W*lz J*st Pr*mised The H*use G*vel To *lexandra *casio-Cortez

As I write, Kamala’s VP pick, Tim Walz, is having a live conversation with Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s on her Twitch stream.  The topic has strayed from Madden football (which the two planned to play live today), the role of men, and yes — talk of who the Kamala-Walz ticket would prefer