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Trump’s lawyer, Alina Habba, has emerged as the front-runner for Trump’s White House  Press Secretary.

An inside source reported, “Habba’s expected to be at Mar-a-Lago this week for conversations regarding a potential role.”

A member of the Trump campaign added, “Donald Trump is the premier programmer and producer-in-chief, he casts