H*use R*publican D*scovered In S*nior *ssisted L*ving F*cility *fter B*ing M*ssing For M*nths, R*port S*ys

According to a report by The Dallas Express, a House Republican has finally been found after not casting any votes in Congress for months.

Rep. Kay Granger (R-TX) has not cast any votes on behalf of her constituents since July 24th, 2024, the outlet reports.

“I’m hearing she’s in a memory