M*sk’s D*GE *ncovers $69M in J*bless Cl*ims F*led by The *NBORN

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) says nearly 10,000 unborn “applicants” have collected $69 million in unemployment.

I guess these unborn babies are planning ahead.

One time-traveling baby born in the year 2154 has claimed $41,000 alone. Talk about a go-getter!

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer told President