F*FO: D.C. Man Ch*rged W*th F*LONY *fter *ttacking F*deral *gent W*th a S*bway S*ndwich

Yep, you read the headline right.

A 37-year-old man has been arrested and charged with felony assault after he attacked a federal agent in Washington, D.C. with a deli sandwich from Subway.

One thing’s for sure: he won’t be eating fresh in jail.

Take a look:

BREAKING: Man Accused