BREAKING: *VERY S*cial S*curity # *llegedly ST*LEN – *ver 2.7 B*LLION R*cords T*ken

There looks to be a new threat on the horizon.

Identify theft.

A hacking group just got access to 2.7 billion accounts.

What’s the chances that mine and yours are in that pile?

Pretty high, seeing as there’s only around 300 million people in the USA.

What will the Biden