BREAKING: *.S. S*izes V*nezuelan Pr*sident’s Pl*ne, C*ting “N*tional S*curity”

SOME BREAKING NEWS:  Reports are coming out that U.S. Authorities have seized the plane of Nicolás Maduro, President of Venezuela, from the airport tarmac in the Dominican Republic this morning.

The United States has seized an aircraft belonging to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, citing violations of US sanctions and